Thinking Hard...Crashing Your Browser For Almost 150 Posts

The management here at Thinking Hard would like to thank you for your patience with last week's blog. It has come to our attention that some of you may have had some difficulty loading the site with the amount of video content associated with Blaine's post. To alleviate the problem with this week's post, we, the management, are going through several plans to ensure your Thinking Hard does not cause any irreparable damage to your computer. So far this week, we have tried capping the blog with a large concrete block. When that didn't do the job, we went with what was clearly a better idea...a SMALLER containment block. It came as a shock to our management team when that failed as well. Our next plan is sure to work...we're just going to fire out a bunch of crap into the inter-tubes and let it sit there until we come up with something better. We asked Blaine to write more of his "witty" commentary on this crap as well...mostly just to add to the crap without having to spend more money on content. We wish to assure you, the forgiving readers, we hope to have some plan that makes some kind of sense in place soon. Until then, we're sorry. Enjoy the show. Signed, The Management. PS: We begin with a news clip from Wisconsin that explains why Blaine isn't allowed to book guests here at Thinking Hard:

WSAW: Fake Yo-yo champ investigation and prank @ Yahoo! Video

Now THAT'S the high quality of news I'd expect from Wisconsin. I'm sure Sarah Palin would like to visit there. She was kinda busy this weekend in Charlotte, NC, for the NRA Convention. Seriously, why couldn't ONE of those guns accidentally go off??? Anyway, Palin's probably testing the waters in Charlotte for her upcoming book tour. Yes, she's "writing" a new book. I guess "writing" is sort of a stretch, since she claims it will be a "collection of classic and contemporary writings." Y'know...things she didn't actually write herself. I'd be surprised if she even READ them..."Ya know, this Romeo fella really hasta find a better way of commoonicatin' with that little lady, or she's gunna end up knocked up and THEN her mother's gunna go after him with a GUN." I wonder if by "classic" she means "nice things written about Sarah Palin BEFORE she gave her first interview" and by "contemporary" she means "nice things said by Fox News AFTER she gave her first interview."

I'm curious how she feels about the whole Arizona immigration thing...nah, I'm not really THAT curious. Besides, this opinion is much more fun:

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Back in Black - Glenn Beck's Nazi Tourette's
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Ahhh...every time someone mocks Glenn Beck, I have an orglennsm. Speaking of having to clean up a big mess, let's talk oil. BIG oil. That oil spill in the Gulf, to be exact:

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There Will Be Blame
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Maybe if we throw babies at the problem, it'll just be too cute and we won't EVER want it to go away. How about we throw a bunch of baseball bats at it? I think we should hire these guys:



Hey, you know what'll get a sorority suspended? Pi Beta Phi does now. The sorority's branch at Miami University of Ohio held a spring formal that got a little out of hand. The sisters and their dates went to a lodge and, well, here's the list of things they could have done better without:
*Urinating in sinks
*Vomiting
*Breaking a concrete lion
*Getting caught having sex in a closet and a beach house
*Flipping over an appetizer table
*Climbing over a counter to get drinks after the caterer cut off the alcohol (because alcohol is TOTALLY what they needed more of)
*Leaving human feces outside the lodge
The complaint letter from the lodge says "Some could barely manage to walk inside the facility." Lindsay Lohan replied, "Puh...amateurs."

Thank you! This week's Lindsay Lohan joke has been brought to you by THIS unusual product:



And now, finally, for your hard earned 100K, we present to you (FINALLY!)...a flying car:



Start saving now. I want three for Christmas. I wonder what kind of oil it uses...
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