Apparently "Dump" Is An Offensive Word

Hey, welcome back to the blog. We've been following a major news story this week...check that: a major newsROOM story. A douche-y local Fox anchor got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by a producer in their newsroom this week. Apparently, the anchor had been telling the management about things the producer was writing about the management on his Facebook page. When confronted, the anchor stood his ground and pulled the glasses off the producer's face...then hilarity ensued as that producer KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF THE ANCHOR IN THE NEWSROOM! The anchor claims he got a nose injury by tripping over a desk during the fight and that he and the producer are "buddies again." Riiiight. You guys can relive your good times together in the unemployment line. Why is it there are so many anchors who feel they have to brown-nose so much? Seriously. The postings on the Facebook page were just frustrated rants and saying "Hey, do you know what this guy's been writing about you on a Facebook page that no one else gives a shit about" to the management is just a dick move. And while the producer probably shouldn't have hit the anchor (maybe...possibly...okay, he SHOULD HAVE FUCKING LEVELED HIM), I'm pretty sure that anchor had it coming and that no one felt sorry for him. So, remember kids, be careful who you "friend" on Facebook and be careful of what you put on the internet. The open spaces of the world wide web probably aren't the safest spots to write about managers who think "Everybody Poops" but not everyone can "take a dump."

Speaking of shitty jobs, did anyone catch last weekend's Miss America "pageant"? Yeah, me neither. But you know the pageant's question-and-answer competition is GREAT for soundbites every year. Here's what this year's winner, Miss Nebraska Teresa Scanlan, responded when, in a question regarding WikiLeaks, she was asked how to balance the public's right to know with the need for government security:


"You know, when it came to that situation, it was actually based on espionage, and when it comes to the security of our nation, we have to focus on security first, and then people's right to know. Because it's so important that everyone in our borders is safe, and so we can't let things like that happen, and they must be handled properly, and I think that was the case."


Y'know, I think that actually would have had MORE of a point if she started talking about teaching and using "maps and such" in third-world countries.

Check THIS out...talk show host and Slim Jim fanatic (but only if it's charred with a cigarette lighter) Wendy Williams is going to host a "game show" on Game Show Network. It's called "Love Triangle" and it'll focus on one person using a lie detector to decide between two relationships. Dear Wendy...When describing an ACTUAL triangle, please remember it's a figure that has THREE SIDES. Seriously, Game Show Network, what the hell are you doing? This is as terrible a "game show" idea as that ridiculous show "Baggage" with Jerry Springer, where contestants would check out some single people with suitcases that reveal some emotional baggage they have. I like to think of it as "Deal-breaker or No Deal-breaker." But come ON, GSN! You are just one Valerie Bertinelli TV movie away from being the fourth Lifetime channel.

Oh, hey, breaking news! We just got home video in of the fight in the Fox newsroom! Here, we'll all watch it together for the first time:



Wait, no, I'm being told that's just home video of a guy playing the new motion-controller Kinect for the Xbox 360. The difference between the cat and the Fox anchor? None. They're both p***ies.

-B-