Why do all the hard thinking yourself? Leave it up to Andy and Blaine!
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Eat Mor Heterosexual Chikin'
(It was a toss-up...I thought about making the headline "You'll Swim Faster At The Olympics If You Cut Down On The Pot")
Hey, everyone, welcome back to the blog. Before we move on to the Chick-Fil-A story, I want to get back to the Colorado shooting from more than a week ago. I touched on the whole gun issue in last week's blog. Well, I didn't realize it, but the media was discussing it too. Well...I say "discussing it," but...
Also, shockingly, Billy Graham, the OLLLLLLD-School reverend from North Carolina (older school than Reverend Run...of the DMC), supports Chick-Fil-A. I say "shockingly" with cock firmly in cheek. It's the bible belt. It's Billy Graham, who's been around since the Revolutionary War. I'd have been more shocked if he said he supports gays.
Well, let's wrap it up with a salute to our nation's first responders...
What? You're leaving the shirt ON? What the hell are they supposed to grab onto???
-B-
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