Even Though The Government Is Shut Down, Thinking Hard Rages On!

So...we're still shut down. Okay. Let's see how Fox News is covering this:

Thanks Fox. Tonight on Hannity, what The Onion reports is wrong with janitors at Walmart. Y'know what would help Fox? More tech...



To be fair, CNN is also having its fair share of problems. Like geography. Did you know Hong Kong has been moved???

I believe that places Hong Kong somewhere in Brazil. I could be wrong. Maybe we're back to Pangaea.

And now for our very special cooking segment here on Thinking Hard. This week's recipe: "The 5-Second Rule."

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I'm sure his cat just got sick watching him on TV.

Hey, it's Sunday, so many of you are probably at church. Consider this the next time you offer a tithe...the Vatican just cut production of 6,000 medals to mark the first year of Pope Francis' papacy. The reason? Some idiot misspelled a word on the medal. A tiny little mistake. Nothing big. They just spelled the name LESUS CHRIST!!! LESUS!!! On a coin commissioned by the VATICAN!!! Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's going to be asking for a LOT of forgiveness.

Now, NONE of what I've shown you so far is nearly as offensive as this new video game out for smartphones. It's a great example of the lack of anyone WATCHING and PLAYING these games at Google before they hit the market. I'm not sure which is more offensive...that this exists, or that it exists for $2.65. So, without further ado, I present to you...(please also note the name of the company that made this game)...Popsicle Showdown:



I feel dirty. Let's wrap this week up with an unfortunate moment for some coffee drinkers...who didn't need the caffeine after all to wake up:



ALL I WANTED WAS AN EXTRA ESPRESSO SHOT!!!

-B-