Didn't want to leave you readers hanging over the holiday, so here are a couple of quick hits...
*At last count, nine different women claim to have slept with Tiger Woods (and none of them are very attractive). Looks like Tiger's gunning for the new holiday classic, "The Twelve Lays of Christmas."
*Color giant Pantone (yes, they specialize in colors...all of them) has selected the 2010 Color of the Year. And the winner is...TURQUOISE. Turquoise would have been here to accept, but he's currently on tour at a bunch of indian reservations, so Fuschia will be accepting...and Baby-Puke Yellow will be sitting in the audience, trying to figure out who she has to sleep with to get the damn award next year.
*Hey, who says you can't be SMART to work at Fox News? You just have to PLAY dumb to the lowest common denominator:
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Gretchen Carlson Dumbs Down | ||||
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And a little something extra for your stocking...
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Beck - Not So Mellow Gold | ||||
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I was told there would be no math...or spelling.
-B-
2 comments:
Sucks you're so stupid cold...down here in the Carolinas, it's a humid mid 20's.
and seriously...this week's blog was a MUCH needed laugh. Thanks:)
Hope you're enjoying Chicago! Glad it's not Bat-Shit cold down here! ;) Maybe for Christmas I can just get everyone a subscription to Thinking Hard....you take Visa, right?
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