Hey, do you like South Carolina? Too bad:
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Thank You, South Carolina - The Race to Replace Disgrace | ||||
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Ah, Helen Thomas...giving children and grown men nightmares for years.
Remember that oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Here's a solution that seems slightly LESS ludicrous than what those idiots are actually trying...
Why don't we put the guys who made THIS in charge of trying to fix the oil spill?...
For those of you who follow the "Friends of the Show," here's an update on the 16-year-old girl that's trying to sail around the world solo...she didn't make it. In fact, people keeping an eye on her briefly lost communication with her in the area of the Indian Ocean. Abby Sunderland had recently said she won't finish her trip because of problems with her boat...but it would have been TERRIBLE if she'd been lost at sea. Fortunately, rescue crews tracked her down and she's okay.
Would you like your children to learn Chinese? Do you think Chinese=communism?...
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
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Are you fucking kidding me? I'd expect that kind of shit from the Carolinas...oh, wait, I'm told there's a similar argument happening in North Carolina...ah, North Carolina, always meeting my lowered expectations.
Hey, YOU can put your picture in one of the last two NASA space shuttle flights. Just upload your picture to this link and get ready for the aliens to target you SPECIFICALLY. HELLOOOOOO, ANAL PROBE!
Speaking of anal probes, here it is, your moment of zen...
| The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Mon - Thurs 11p / 10c | |||
| Moment of Zen - Surra de Bunda | ||||
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...gives me a headache just lookin' at it.
-B-
1 comment:
I think John Stewart should pay we south carolinians royalties. Without us, he'd have a string of really boring shows in the past year...
I'm just sayin'.
but, I'm also surprised he didn't touch on Greene... now that's a hot mess.
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