Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger admitted this week to fathering a child with one of his housekeepers. She had the child TEN YEARS AGO... and his soon-to-be-ex-wife Maria Shriver only JUST found out! What, did she just MISS the little latino kid with the huge f'n gap in his top front teeth??? Everyone's been jumping on the "Sperminator" and "True Lies" jokes based on Ah-nold's movies...we here at Thinking Hard go a little deeper (pun intended). So go see Ah-nold's new movies: "Eraper" and "End of Lays." By the way, have you SEEN the housekeeper he slept with? Ew.
Also in the "Men Are Dumb When It Comes To Sex" category, the former head of the International Monetary Fund is charged with raping a maid at a hotel in New York City. Hopefully he at least gave her a good tip. (haha...triple entendre!)
And that brings us back to Osama bin Laden...which I'll let Jon Stewart handle:
Oh yeah...Donald Trump's not running for president. Shocker.
You know, the only thing that would've made this week MORE fun would be if Jon Stewart went on Bill O'Reilly's show to debate the appearance of rapper Common (no relation to Waka Flocka) at the White House Def Poetry Jam...oh, wait...
Honestly, if the two of them had a show together, I'd watch it nightly.
The next date of the end of the world is sometime in 2012. Get your tickets now. And to the guy who blew ALL of his savings on billboards, ads, etc. on warning people the world would end yesterday: I'll take you to see "The Hangover 2."
-B-
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