Really, Vancouver?

We here at Thinking Hard hear so many good things about the fine folks in Canada. They're always polite. They have a great health care system. Sure, it gets a little frosty in the north for 10 months out of the year, but otherwise, they seem like friendly folks. Then I saw Vancouver's reaction to the Canucks losing the Stanley Cup Finals to the Boston Bruins. Boston's response? Some celebrating in the streets. Nothing really out of hand. Vancouver's response? Fires and RIOT POLICE! You gotta be fucking kidding me!! You'd think it was a soccer game in Brazil! Top elected officials and sports stars are sad that the Vancouverans acted like a bunch of spoiled little pricks! On the plus side, television stations got to jump into some special "Extended Vancouver-age." What, too soon? Well then TAKE OFF...eh?

You know who else lost big this week? Anthony Weiner. The guy officially resigned this week as New York Representative. The press conference where he announced his resignation was pretty somber...until a guy in the crowd (no joke) blurted out "Goodbye, pervert!" But the shame wasn't just on Weiner...it was also on the network coverage. Good luck living THIS shot down:

Hey, want to know how to piss people off? Shoot a short video at an airport where there's NO ONE ELSE... make it at night when you're stranded... clearly DON'T HURT ANYBODY... and post it on the internet. I give you the groundbreaking short film from Dallas-Fort Worth Airport:



This week, the news stations have been loving this shit. No one called security on these guys and they cleaned up after themselves and did NOTHING ILLEGAL OR TERRORIST-RELATED. Yet some random airline passengers commented a few days after the video was posted that they shouldn't have to pay for such reckless behavior. Riiiight. I'll give you that these guys need to recharge their ipod or find something else to do, but they didn't hurt anyone. In fact, people are more often injured in a "Jackass" movie.. and that shit rakes in MILLIONS OF DOLLARS! So I hope these young filmmakers are able to use this and make a higher-budget production...like "Stuck 3D" with James Cameron.

While we're talking about people behaving inappropriately, there's a lawsuit being filed against the driver who got into a car crash in Virginia. The Washington Post got a hold of the lawsuit paperwork. See if YOU can figure out what the driver was doing wrong at the time of the crash:

Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.”

Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.”

Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.”

Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.”


If you guessed "The Defendant didn't use his turn signal while changing lanes," you're right. Seriously, though... 85 while having sex partially or totally in the backseat of the car?? How tall IS this guy??

Finally, I'd like you to meet a woman who likely would never get any action...INCLUDING in the back/front of a speeding car. Here's her online dating video. Yeah, with that video, I'm sure she's going to spend a LOT of time at home, stroking her pussy cats. And she'll cry a lot about it afterward. Now you know why I don't date.

-B-