Sunday, June 12, 2011

Yup, That's A Picture Of My Dick

So the Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) Twitter scandal isn't dong done by a long shot. This week, Weiner admitted to the media that it was, indeed, his penis hiding in the underwear in that infamous Twitter picture. And he, indeed, sent it to a woman who was not his wife. And he, indeed, had inappropriate relations and conversations with other women who were not his wife. And his wife is, indeed, pregnant with their first child. Wow, talk about having a bad week. All over a little piece of "junk" mail. So, obviously Weiner's college buddy, Jon Stewart, would have a little something to say about it. But wait until you see what happens to him during the first segment:




Some day, someone will come out and suggest having sex while reading Thinking Hard. Some day.

Who's having a worse day...Anthony Weiner or this news anchor in Roanoke, VA? You make the call:



Fun side note...when that video was done, YouTube seemed to believe that I would ALSO enjoy this video of a hippo spraying people at a zoo with poo. Let's take a moment to enjoy:



I mean, if I wanted to see shitty video of a hippo, I'd go back to the nip-slip by Khloe Kardashian on Fox News...wait, what? We have that clip available? Well, by all means...



I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...kinda like when I heard Sarah Palin say late last week that Paul Revere performed his famous "The british are coming" ride to warn not only the americans, but also the british. Now, anyone who's taken a history class outside of Wasilla, Alaska, knows the ride was designed for Revere to warn the americans and had nothing to do with the british. However, when asked about the ride during her bus tour, she said "He who warned the british that they weren't gonna be takin' away our arms by ringing those bells, and makin' sure as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed." Okay, first, thanks for limiting my need to use the period key, but the comma key is getting a little tired. Second...no. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no. If you had given that answer on Jeopardy, Alex Trebek would not only look on you in disdain, but he'd demand that your third-born child be sacrificed because of your stupidity. So Fox News anchor Chris Wallace did his job as a journalist and called Palin out on it. Here's her response: "I didn't mess up about Paul Revere. Part of his ride was to warn the british that were already there. That, hey, you're not going to succeed. You're not going to take American arms. You are not going to beat our own well-armed persons, individual, private militia that we have. He did warn the British." Man, I really hope she gets nominated for next year's election. But, hey, it's not like Fox can recognize the woman anyway...check out the picture being used for this Sarah Palin story. It's Tina Fey imitating Sarah Palin:



Now THAT'S a dick move.

-B-
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