And now...three clips that have nothing to do with Memorial Day

Just a little sumthin'-sumthin' for you dear readers to keep you entertained for a couple of weeks...as I'll be out of town next week for a family member's graduation. First up, Anderson Cooper invited a woman on his show to talk about the $500k in plastic surgery she's had to try to look like a human Barbie doll. She wants her daughters to have plastic surgery too. Want to know what makes Anderson Cooper angry? People who are prettier than him... (Only kidding, AC. I'd produce your show in a heartbeat. I'd fill that lost interview time with dancing monkeys or something.) Hey, did you see the viral video this week of a toddler being put into a laundromat washing machine for a joke...and then the adults can't get the kid out and the machine starts filling with water?? Hahaha...oh, what a humorous joke...idiots. Anyway, here's what the boy's mama had to say on the Today show...

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Holy cow, check out that kid's hair! He must've been thrown in the dryer too! "Dada...next time, use a dryer sheet." Finally, nothing makes a TV reporter's job easier when telling a story..than having it happen right behind him... So which is more appalling to you...a mother whose love for plastic surgery is out of control...a child being put into a washing machine...or the fact that there's a news segment out there called "The Car Czar"??? -B-