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Go Ravens. Now that I have that out of the way, can someone PLEASE explain to me what dolt thought it was a good idea to start naming WINTER STORMS??? Here's are some alternate ideas to Nemo and other bullshit like it: Shitstorm, Snowmageddon, Stormageddon, That Fucking White Shit...oh, and the last one would be WE DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING NAME WINTER STORMS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT LIKE HURRICANES YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!!! Now that I've gotten THAT off my chest, my heart goes out to the people in the New England states who have to dig out of several feet of snow. Stay warm, folks. Okay, back to the week at large. Hey, did you see the Super Bowl commercial that had everyone cringing talking? Be sure to turn up the volume so you can get the full tongue-slapping audio. If you listen closely, you can hear me screaming in the background. Also, give it up for the students at this school for correcting the spelling of NFL player tweets during the Super Bowl. You are NOT smarter than a second-grader. You know, we tend to pick on Fox News a lot here on the blog (mostly through Jon Stewart and The Daily Show) for its inability to be fair and/or balanced. But I want to show you ten seconds of mental clarity and congratulate Chris Wallace for actually taking it to the head of the NRA. Mind you, he's not going after his stance that people should have the right to bear semi-automatic arms. Instead, he took Wayne LaPierre to task for the commercial the NRA put on hours before President Obama called for stricter gun laws. The commercial said armed security guards were good enough for President Obama's children, shouldn't they be good enough for YOUR children? Never mind that the Obama girls are likely a terror target because you can get to the Prez if you can get his daughters. It was a rather...um...UNIQUE position (and I'm being VERY polite in the use of that word "unique") on armed guards in schools. And Chris Wallace called bullshit:

Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Fox News, you may now resume being terrible at what you do. Finally, Monopoly is getting rid of the iron game piece in favor of the cat token. Here's Jon Stewart:

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Really? Can we get some of those second-graders back in here? -B-