That Britney Spears, she's SO jealous that her sister, Jamie Lynn, is getting the spotlight with her pregnancy! So she yanked it right back...by being absolutely crazy!
For those of you who haven't heard, K-Fed's bodyguards showed up Thursday night to pick up the kiddos. But Britney said "Kids? What kids? All I have here are these awesome-looking ottomans that cry when I put my feet up on them." (http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/04/spears/index.html)
This was after showing up late (though, she DID show up this time) to a deposition with K-Fed's lawyers earlier in the day. Seriously, though, Britney would not hand over the children for K-Fed's scheduled visitation, so he called out the po-po. Six police cars, an ambulance and a fire truck sat outside the home for a (I can't believe I get to say this...it's a dream come true) THREE-HOUR STANDOFF! Anyone not catch that? A THREE-HOUR STANDOFF WITH A CRACKED-OUT BRITNEY SPEARS! Somewhere, Justin Timberlake is saying, "I KNEW IT! Bitch is NUTS!"
So, the standoff ended peacefully and the nice men in the white coats hauled off Brit on a stretcher...and she was SMILING. Apparently, her hospital is classifying her as a "special needs" patient, which is hilarious until you find out that means she's either OD'd on a "foreign substance" or she's suicidal. Sounds like a cross between Amy Winehouse's "Rehab" and Sean Kingston's "Suicidal" songs. Maybe Brit's making a comeback.
Who knows when she'll be released. The children are with K-Fed now, who seems more and more like Mr. Cleaver on Leave it to Beaver every day. And Brit...well, she'll just have to deal with her "post-party" depression.
Save the children.
-B-
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