I see trees of green and skies of blue... but I have NEVER in my 9 years in news seen anything like this. Let's go to the BREAKING NATIONAL "IT'S NOT POLITICS OR PREGNANCY, BUT IT'S STILL A REALLY FUCKED UP STORY" WIRE (Copyright 2008):
Published: September 4, 2008
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. - Police in Port St. Lucie are on the lookout for a cross-dressing man who snatched a 74-year-old woman's purse. As if that weren't odd enough, they're depending on a strange clue.
The suspect left behind a condom filled with water he had been using as a fake breast. The woman said she believed the thief followed her while shopping. A witness told investigators he was wearing a short denim skirt and black tube top, and fled in a silver car with two other male crossdressers.
Police are processing the condom for fingerprint and DNA evidence.
And in a totally unrelated story, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsey Lohan and the middle Hanson brother have mysteriously disappeared from TMZ's cameras.
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