HAHA! HILARIOUS!...can we get a paramedic over here? Conan has a mild concussion.
Well, I'm sure our NEXT guest will be VERY entertaining. David Letterman asked to come on our first show to make an important announcement. This will be funny for sure:
HAHAHA!...I don't get it. Also, why am I getting a collect call from jail from a producer at 48 Hours?
Well, hopefully our next guest will bring a bright spirit to the show. She has a big showbiz background and a new book out, which I admit I haven't read yet, but I'm sure it's got a lot of stories of pillow fights with her co-star, Valerie Bertinelli. Please welcome One Day At A Time star Mackenzie Phillips...wait, what? We're out of time? Already? Well, I'm sure it's a great book and maybe talks about the importance of family. Be sure to join us tomorrow night when our guests include Hollywood director Roman Polanski! I bet he's got a big new movie to promot...wait, what? What "travel problems"? Well, we'll work something out.
How about THIS...Hugh Jackman doing live theater. Yeah, not such a big deal for the guy who hosted the Tonys, right? Well, one of his paying customers committed a cardinal sin in the audience...he didn't turn off his cell phone. Check out how Hugh reacts to the ringing phone:
Yeah, FUCK THAT GUY. It's rude enough when I'm in a movie and people will talk on a ringing cell phone, but to leave your phone on when there are LIVE performers on stage? That guy's lucky Jackman didn't go all Christian Bale on his ass, or they'd be done, professionally.
Speaking of things that are appalling, Sarah Palin's new memoir is coming out soon. I hear she's mulling over two possible titles: "Going Rogue" or "How The Bible Says I Should Be Vice-President, So There, Liberal Media." Hm...can't wait to see which one she picks.
Hey, the health care debate is STILL GOING ON. Meanwhile, President Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama and Might-As-Well-Be First Lady Oprah Winfrey spent Friday fighting a losing battle to bring the 2016 Summer Olympics to Chicago (Rio de Janeiro won). To be fair, I hear the Olympic Committee is against government-run health care. Anyway, so new numbers out this week show medical providers, businesses and other groups have spent $110 million this year on television advertising fighting about the health care overhaul. I'm sorry...what??? And the AARP is one of the biggest spenders??? Hey, old people bitchin' about how you don't want the government controlling your health care...open your good eye and take a look at how your money is CURRENTLY spent! Wouldn't that $110 million be better spent on more diabetes commercials with Wilford Brimley???
Speaking of "what the fuck" moments, the Wisconsin Tourism Federation recently had to change its name...because it found out its initials spell WTF. The mistake was pointed out by the Parents Eager to Nix Inacceptable Spelling. They're always looking for government loopholes to fill.
I'm all for people minding their own business, but this might have gone a little far. A couple in Massachusetts was standing in line at a Kentucky Fried Chicken (so you already KNOW they're classy...at least they bothered to get out of their car and stand for a minute)...and they started cussing because the line was moving too slow. There were some CHILDREN in line, so a guy asks them to stop. Police say the couple then BEAT THAT MAN as he was leaving the restaurant! Wisconsin Tourism Federation? They probably had their cell phones on in line too.
Now, for a parting shot...special G-20 summit coverage from The Daily Show:
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1 comment:
I love you:) that is all.
Also-should I be concerned that my word verification has the word "cult" in it?
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