Seriously? It looks like Kathie Lee sang into the right side of his face and the grimace he made froze! He looks like he's still half asleep and just can't quite open that eye. He should not tell his plastic surgeon "Danke Schoen," unless the meaning of "Danke Schoen" has recently changed to "No, that's okay...I really didn't like my face anyway."
Little business to take care of here...the Bad First Dates Blog has been removed from the "Friends of the Show," quite frankly because there hadn't been an update in four months. In its place, please welcome "Whitewater Wishes," a collection of pictures, videos and thoughts on the beautiful and exciting sport of whitewater rafting/kayaking/walking by new Thinking Hard reader James Capozzi. Welcome, James. I'd go rafting more often, but the sound of rushing water makes my bladder excited.
So, next week's Thanksgiving. Happy early Thanksgiving (and the ensuing Black Friday madness) to you and yours. That means that the cold winter months are right around the corner. Looking for that perfect thing to keep the homefires burning? Yep, Sarah Palin's memoir came out this week. It's called "How I Learned To Drivel"...wait, it's NOT?...that's TOTALLY what I told the publisher to print on it...anyway, it's a great chance for Palin to get back into the mainstream liberal media that she's loves so muc...WHAT? She HATES it??? Then why in the hell is she...oh, that's right...she's unemployed...and looking at a presidential bid?...but if she cost McCain HIS presidential chances, what makes her think...oh, that's sad...retardation must be hereditary. Apparently, though, she was drawing BIG crowds for her book signings:
Oh, wait, that's video of her during McCain's presidential campaign last year. Yup, look at those crowds. Anyway, here's what Jon Stewart had to say about the book:
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(By the way, wait until you see the reception Stewart gave Lou Dobbs in the same show...that's coming up...)
My thoughts: Wait, Fox News has a contributor named PETER JOHNSON...JUNIOR??? That's hilarious! That's what I call my...wait, never mind.
Speaking of Fox News and onions, Suzanne Sena anchored for Fox News between 2006 and 2008, but now, her job is to INTENTIONALLY sound like an idiot as Ana Gentry:
Hey, were you waiting to catch a morning flight this week...and waited...and waited? Turns out there was a computer error with the FAA that kept hundreds of flights on the ground. That's right, a COMPUTER ERROR did what it took FOUR CRASHED FLIGHTS and A BUNCH OF TERRORISTS to do in 2001: GROUNDED FLIGHTS! Seriously, fuck terrorists...we can screw ourselves over just as easily. That reminds me...they just upgraded my computer system at work. Hope THAT doesn't cra*
*ofabitch Glenn Beck is just waiting to push that RED BUTTON next week! You wait...you'll see I'm right. Tell your friends.
Hey, here's something I want you to watch now or come back to later and watch. Jon Stewart had Lou Dobbs, formerly of CNN, on The Daily Show this week to talk about Dobbs leaving CNN and whether it had anything to do with his anti-immigration talk or suggestions that President Obama wasn't even born in this country. As always, I love Jon Stewart (it's in 2 parts):
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Hey, you like music? You like going to concerts where the performers shout the name of your city/state/ethnic group? Yeah, so did the people watching Bruce Springsteen last week. Keep in mind, he's performing at the Palace of Auburn Hills in MICHIGAN:
Eventually, one of his bandmembers whispered in his ear that they were performing in Michigan. Springsteen said "Oh, I'm sorry you guys! I probably would've kept on saying OHIO all night if not for the members of the F-STREET BAND! Let's give 'em a hand!"
Finally, having trouble relating to teens? Then let Taylor Swift do it for you. She's putting out a line of GREETING CARDS through American Greetings. I have a couple hear that she sent out for early promotions...
"Hope you enjoy your beautiful wedding day. (open to inside) Let's hope you didn't invite Kanye."
"Happy birthday, girlfriend! Boys can never OWN US! (open to inside) Especially those sonsabitches you break up with you on your cell phone who you thought were cute but now you just can't stand because they're performing with their stupid brothers who you THOUGHT were on your side, but they're just a bunch of bastards, just like every man named JONAS."
Huh...I wish she would just open up and talk about her feelings...
Happy Thanksgiving!
-B-
3 comments:
As always...you are my hero:)
I think Wayne Newton looks speshul. That's what I envision Sarah Palin's youngest to look like when he grows up.
I am thankful for Thinking Hard!
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