Take, for instance, politics. Sure, we know politicians are mostly evil. But this week seemed pretty memorable:
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Why, oh, WHY couldn't a nuclear bomb go off under Palin's chair??? Honestly, someone should have started a new segment on "Dancing" this week called "The Whiner's Circle." Palin's always bitching about the liberal media and Michael Bolton, who got voted off this week, complained that Bruno Tolioni embarrassed him by saying Bolton was an awful dancer...right in front of Bolton's mother, who was in the crowd. Come ON, dude! After all the jokes about your singing, your hair and your sexual preference...I'd think your mom enjoyed letting someone ELSE rag on you for once! Meanwhile, Mrs. Palin thought Bolton was hosed by the liberal media...because she doesn't like ANYONE to take fault for their own mistakes...unless they're democrats.
While we're on the subject of mistakes, this one was a doozy. This comes from the LIVE finale of Australia's Next Top Model. Keep a close eye on the host's face around the 2:30 mark:
I guess it could have been worse. She COULD have said Michael Bolton's an awesome dancer and Sarah Palin would make a great president.
You know who ELSE probably thinks she'd make a great president? Snooki. She's releasing a memoir of sorts soon...and who better to write the first page of the book about her life than YOU. That's right, Snooki's holding a contest for people to write the first page of her book. The winner gets it printed (and Snooki has one less page she has to stretch her brain to write). Here's my entry (don't copy): "Since I was born, I've been soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk. I like sex. Palin 2012!"
Any of you go to a party and that ONE guy/girl shows up and you think "Who invited THAT guy/girl?" Usually it's me (and once, it was the 2008 vice-presidential debate)...but this time, it's Stephen Colbert:
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Finally, I want you to see if you can identify the design flaw in this new Las Vegas hotel:
Give up? IT'S A DEATH RAY! Apparently, the sun reflects off the windows down onto the swimming pool...the sun has burned some people and melted plastic bags! Holy shit! Scientists have finally done it! They made the perfect vacation spot for Snooki AND the Palin family!
Welcome, Io.
-B-
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