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Sunday, May 19, 2013
Technical Difficulties
Welcome back, all, and happy mid-May. Where has the time gone??? On the plus side, this has been a year of discovery for me so far. I discovered a new variety show on foreign TV...and I'll keep watching this over and over if they keep offering it:
(More like "Bazumbas del Pop") She's the new human on Sesame Street, right? Because they'll have to start airing that show at 2am. Thanks for the mammaries. It offers a little something for everyone: makes dads horny, makes kids hungry. I like how she went to fix her top...and she went for the boob that WASN'T hanging out FIRST. That'd be like me detecting a draft in my nether-region when my fly is down...and checking my ass first to make sure it wasn't hanging out. (Also, did she cry out "Nelly Furtado!" at the end of that clip???) That reminds me...Intern Kelsay takes another crack at open mic standup comedy tomorrow night. Good luck! If you start to lose the crowd, might I make a suggestion...
Hey, this one goes out to all the ladies out there...with the cheating husbands. Let's get a little advice from resident 700 Club Love Expert Pat Robertson:
Because that's the way God made us...men can fuck anything that walks, women are to blame. Pat Robertson. Lost. His. Damn. Mind.
Hey, I just finished taking flying lessons! I want to be a skywriter. I've perfected all letters of the alphabet and even some letters in the Greek and Hebrew alphabet to make myself more marketable. It should be a great career move!...except I can't shake the feeling that I forgot to take one class...
Y'know, I'll be the first to admit I tend to write this blog in a way that heavily favors the liberals and kinda pokes fun at conservatives. A lot. Well, to be fair, the government isn't always right. And it proved it in a BIG way this week:
Yes, government makes mistakes. So do voters. See: South Carolinians Elect Known Adulterer Mark Sanford To Congress. Gotta thank Intern Sam for this one. She found an article that shows Mark Sanford is the "Frat Boy Who Never Grew Up" in this article. Yup, he's a real PETER Pan. Hey, speaking of college mentions, remember that video I had a couple weeks ago with the term "cunt punter" and I loved it so much I KEEP using the term? Much to the chagrin of my mother, who couldn't understand why I'd included it on her Mother's Day card? Let's put a counter on Jon Stewart for this story about self-image and Disney:
Y'know, I'll be the first to admit I tend to write this blog in a way that heavily favors the liberals and kinda pokes fun at conservatives. A lot. Well, to be fair, the government isn't always right. And it proved it in a BIG way this week:
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