Morgan Freeman Is Working Too Damn Hard

We'll get to that. First, a quick thought...our prayers here at Thinking Hard go out to the victims of the Oklahoma tornado and the families of those killed. Tornado Alley is no joke. I don't recommend living or vacationing there. Ever. Kansas had to deal with tornadoes a day earlier, and even the NEWS PEOPLE didn't want to fuck around with it: But at least it wasn't SNOWING IN MY BEDROOM...wait, sorry, had a "Weird Science" moment there. What I meant was at least it wasn't RAINING IN THE STUDIO... That, ladies and gentlemen, is CALLED a "broken sprinkler system" but is written in the station budget as "new studio paid for by insurance because of 'accident' in old studio."

Also, Intern Kelsay says she tore the house down with her open mic stand-up comedy this week. She also says she swindled several people out of money playing pool. Do. Not. Play. Pool. Against. Her.

Hey, a quick note...a news anchor in St. Louis is out of a job because he claimed openly that the IRS was targeting him. He said it was because of hard questions he asked Mr. Obama in an interview months earlier. However, he later said that his IRS problems pre-dated that interview by YEARS. So yeah, the bosses took him off-air for a couple days...then they fired him. Now he's looking at suing. Isn't TV news wild and crazy? One day, a tornado rips through a town. The next, Morgan Freeman, as he puts in, "beta tests for Google Eyelids"... Morgan Freeman is working too damn hard. His next movie narration will probably be *SNORRRRRRRE*. But, to be fair, Michael Caine does have a soothing voice that could put a stampeding elephant to sleep...maybe.

And now, perhaps one of the top three greatest moments of cable TV this week...

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New thing I learned this week...Anna Kendrick is a solid actress, but she has a GREAT set of pipes: I saw her and Anna Camp in "Pitch Perfect" this morning. Since Kendrick has experience in Twilight and Camp has been on True Blood, I wonder if I could put them in my own show called "Two Broke Vamps."

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