Seriously, People, MOVE OUT OF OKLAHOMA!

This message has been brought to you by the Texas Tourism Authority. Seriously, though, ANOTHER round of deadly tornadoes smacked Oklahoma upside its head! To be fair though, Tornado Alley is like Rihanna...it's just begging to be smacked around. The state is so friggin' flat that it makes it almost a big neon sign that says "Tornadoes, hit here!" Tornadoes love flat land. It's just dangerous to move anywhere there. And, again, it's dangerous for news reporters and anchors as well. I mean, look at the lengths THIS station had to go to just to get news to people...

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So, yeah, Midwest be having tornadoes, West and East Coast be gettin' ready for hurricanes...and people in Minnesota just be happy it's not snowing.

Y'know, I'm a huge fan of Linkin Park. I even liked Minutes to Midnight, even though most people didn't. I also REALLY like Linkin Park's mash-up album with Jay-Z, Collision Course. Nothing like hearing Jay-Z drop "nigga" to LP's mad beats. So I don't know WHY it took so long for this (sort-of) mash-up...of Linkin Park and STONE TEMPLE PILOTS! LP's lead singer/screamer Chester Bennington is filling in for Scott Weiland...and I'm pulling for collaboration after hearing him: Game on.

-B-