Sunday, June 23, 2013

Creating Education Better

I love the Miss USA pageant. The odds are usually pretty good that you're going to get some really classic answers in the "interview" portion (which I like to refer to as "The essay exam that no one studied for"). You remember Miss South Carolina, right? With the "maps and such?" Looks like we got an "east coast vs. west coast" thing going on this year for most classically wrong answer... To be fair, she's from Utah, so it's a good thing she didn't get a gay marriage question. She probably thinks the only REAL form of marriage is "one man, one woman, one woman, one woman, one woman, one woman, one woman...etc."

Hey, y'all, let's see what's cooking with America's favorite diabetic.. I'd like to say 2 things. 1. I made that "non-fat" n-word joke before I saw it on The Daily Show (c'mon, guys, HIRE ME!). 2. I can't wait to see Paula try to make something with brown sugar now: "Now we grab 2 cups of br...wait, what's the term? African-American sugar?" or else she creates a new word "sigga."

Also, a quick note, actor James Gandolfini died this week. He went from inspiring the adult movie, "The Sopornos," to starring as Gandolf-ini in the Lord of the Rings movies. He was also in the Emmy-award winning movie "The Mexican." Also, only part of the information here is accurate. I had to do some research on Quickie-pedia, That's what the kids use these days, right? Anyway, sorry to see him go.

And if I can put in a quick review of the HBO series "The Newsroom": it's good.

-B-

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