...you have a Freudian slip at the WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT...like accidentally saying "Fag" before what appears to be a gay pride story and after what seems like it could be a story about gay boy scouts:
...when you tell people it's probably a good idea to try to outrun a tornado, then they drown in a tunnel trying to outrun said tornado...then you get blamed for it.
...you're single and you read a new study by cashback site Quidco that says, on average, men have 13 romantic relationships before settling down. Women have 10. And that you'll go on an average of SEVEN disaster dates. And that first dates alone cost $2,100 total for one's lifetime. And the average cost of the first year of a relationship is $5,600. And you spend the rest of your day trying to figure out exactly how much MORE than $5,600 you've blown on previous relationships. And then you break down and cry.
...you run out of things to put in your blog.
-B-
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