Let's start with a little movie news...it was just announced at San Diego Comic-Con yesterday that a new Superman movie will be shooting next year...set to open in 2015...that ALSO STARS BATMAN!!!! Oh, hang on a sec, I need to clean up my nerdgasm...okay, all good now. Seriously, DC, what a novel idea, to put separate characters from separate comic books into the same movie! What a unique and brilliant idea! I mean, you're only two sequels behind one of the first MARVEL movies to do that (see the end of "Iron Man" when they bring in Nick Fury). But hey, I'm not gonna bitch that loud because the Superman/Batman comic series is really enjoyable and I'll pay money to see this movie. One movie I won't pay to see, even on cable..."Sharknado." In fact, the twitterverse got so excited about this, they just announced a "Sharknado 2" this week. I hope they sell this series of movies as "The last thing 'Glee' actor Cory Monteith ever sent a tweet about...SHARKNADO!" Yeah, no joke...Monteith was found dead of a heroin/alcohol overdose in a hotel in Canada last weekend, and I shit you not, his last two tweets were about that God-awful movie, which his last words being "Oh. IT'S SHARKS IN A TORNADO!" I'd be tweeting "C'mon, Tara Reid, I want to see some botched boobs! #plastICKsurgery" Honestly though, it reminds me why I'm glad I don't tweet. Can you imagine people finding some random, embarrassing thing I tweeted before I died that would be considered my last words? It'd probably be something like "11 donuts gone from the dozen. That last one is crying out to me."
Hey, you saw it here last week...San Francisco station KTVU aired fake (yet funny) names of the pilots in the Asiana Airlines crash earlier this month. Asiana threated to sue KTVU...but backed off 3 days later because the station aired a correction 15 minutes after it ran the names. Wait, Asiana made them sit and stew for three days? Seems a little harsh. But not as harsh as how Stephen Colbert responded to it. And you know how often I put Colbert on here...this MUST be good:
Over on The Daily Show, John Oliver is making history...but not in the way he wants. Also, this is a good interview with "Newsroom" scribe Aaron Sorkin:
Speaking of shaking up newscasts, hey, Texas, breaking news...a house just exploded nearby:
KiiiTV3.com South Texas, Corpus Christi, Coastal Bend
I'm looking for a date, but she has to have one very specific physical trait...
I'm gonna quote someone's comment on YouTube...it was funny, but it wasn't THAT funny. Even SHE didn't think it was that funny.
Hey, let's wrap this all up with the Little Psychic Who Couldn't.
Free Trayvon Martin.
-B-
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