A Little LESS Bleak Holiday Fun

Just a couple of quick things to get you out of the holiday doldrums...

Dateline: Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN
From the Star Tribune, November 26, 2008

Crowd cheered Metrodome sexcapade
by Paul Walsh
While the Iowa Hawkeyes were scoring at will on the field Saturday night, two fans from the Hawkeye State were scoring elsewhere in the Metrodome.
Police say a man and woman were "having relations" in a bathroom stall as a crowd cheered them on.
Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, Iowa, and Lois K. Feldman, 38, of Carroll, Iowa, were cited for misdemeanor indecent conduct. Walsh was released to his girlfriend and Feldman to her husband, police said.
A security guard came upon the scene in the handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they separated the two.
Both were intoxicated, said University Deputy Police Chief Chuck Miner.

I have this uncomfortable picture of the "separation" of the two...followed by MORE discomfort at the thought of both of them answering to their respective partners about why, exactly, they thought it was a good idea to have sex in the bathroom. Never did figure out whether it was a men's or women's restroom.

And to wrap up this special day of Thinking VERY Hard, here's a little clip of porn that's actually SAFE FOR WORK. It was made by Diesel (I assume this is the apparel company, but I could be wrong) for their 30th (read: XXX in greek, naturally) Birthday Party. You've GOTTA see this! (feel free to leave the kids in the room for this one...they'll like the pinball machine)

-B-