Speaking of things that conservative religious fanatics don't believe in... Intern Jessica nearly slapped me across the face with this story this week (it was almost a mollywhopping...look it up). A college atheist group in Texas set up a trade-in program this week where people traded in their bibles and other assorted religious books...for porn. Yes, the "Smut for Smut" campaign is born. No, I didn't make that up. And I have to argue with the atheist group for a moment...you're probably getting more smut than you're leaving...a sort of "more bang for your buck," if you prefer. After all, there's WAY more anal sex in that porn than in the bible. Apparently anal sex is against the law in the bible. At least that's what Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson tell me...and if there are two guys out there who know their anal sex, it's those guys.
While we're on the topic of visions of sex that gross us out, a new Paris Hilton ad is being banned in Brazil. Yes, THAT Brazil thinks a Paris Hilton ad is TOO HOT (must be that burning sensation most people get from coming in contact with her). The commercial shows her standing in front of a window, wearing a black dress, and rubbing a can of beer all over her body. The shots cut away so you don't see exactly WHERE she puts that can, but hey, I think we can all guess where little Paris "Six-Pack" Hilton is stuffing it (and I'm not talking about a six-pack of beer). Ms. Hilton is being accused of alcohol abuse.
That charge against Hilton is a shame. She could've been up for the role of Ginger in the new "Gilligan's Island" movie remake. Yes, some a-hole in Hollywood decided it would be a good idea to remake the 1960s TV show into a movie. Well, I guess the directors will have to go with their SECOND choice for Ginger...Johnny Weir.
Also, in the category of "Things in Hollywood That Make Me Say 'WTF?'"(for $200, Alex), former American Idol contestant Katharine McPhee is taking a moment out of her illustrious recording career (and her confusion about what color hair she should have) to STAR in a NEW SITCOM on NBC! Apparently she put on her resume "Acted like I wasn't just in it for the money when I dated a music industry professional who was about 20 years older than me." Next up, a sitcom for Sarah Palin.
Man, the idea of Katharine McPhee in a sitcom is making me naseous. I hope Congress is close to passing that new health care plan:
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Y'know, let's follow up with Bunning to see why he acted like such an a-hole:
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You should see that guy in line at Starbucks.
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-B-
1 comment:
Ya know, instead of the beer ad, maybe Paris should be touting (yes, I said touting) the latest in ghonnasyphaherpalitis cream. Hopefully that takes care of the burn.
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