Blog #200!...Say Hi To Ya Mutha For Me

Woohoo! We've reached the 200th installment of Thinking Hard! If only we had a reason to celebrate... I'll warn you now, this blog's a little video-heavy. Quite frankly, I'm exhausted. I just went with a few..um..."friends" for a...uh..."hunting trip" to Paki...er...Liechtenstein last weekend, then we went...um..."fishing" with the proper "bait," but still didn't catch that swordfish I was hoping for. I had to take a much smaller...um..."trophy" and stuff it and mount it on my wall. And that's why there are no pictures.

Seriously, I can't do this story justice. Jon?

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Meanwhile, local news outlets scrambled to get this story on the air. Here was how it looked to (no surprise) a Fox station in Sacramento, CA:

And here's how the brits got it wrong on BBC News's website:

And, yes, even our two local morning anchors here in town did it. The male anchor mixed up "Obama" and "Osama." And the female anchor started talking about "Vice President Bin Laden." So it happens. But when I first saw the breaking news on Sunday night, one of my big thoughts was "FINALLY! An international news story that will WARRANT the attention it's about to get!" Not like that abortion of a social event...the royal (?) wedding of Willie and Kate. And because I'm feeling generous today, here's special, never-before-seen footage from the blessed event:

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Now THAT'S the coverage the royal (?) wedding deserved.

Can I officially call coverage of the sneak attack on Osama bin Laden "gotcha" journalism? If not, I'll leave it to Sarah Palin to define it. You might remember her infamous interview with Katie "Kiss My Ass, CBS" Couric before the 2008 election, where Couric asked Palin what magazines and newspapers she reads...and Palin couldn't name anything. So imagine my surprise when THIS clip hit the interwebs this week. MSNBC caught up with Palin at last weekend's White House Correspondents dinner (y'know, the one where Obama basically told Donald Trump to suck it). They asked her (and several other attendees) who she thinks the most influential journalist is. Her response...wait for it:



Seriously, it's a wonder that woman remembers to breathe in the morning.

To be fair, public officials are caught doing some pretty stupid things on camera...but perhaps NONE quite as bad as THIS:



Can you imagine being the guy who suggested THAT story in the morning meeting? "Say, I was just checking a porn sit...I mean, my EMAIL...at my desk and came across...er, no, bad choice of words...FOUND this video clip..."

But then there are people who have opinions about news and really shouldn't. Take KERO in Bakersville, California, for example: the station tried to kick off its May sweeps with a bang by doing a story about how strip clubs are actually faring WELL in this economy (note: check the lottery too. Both cost about a dollar for a much-needed scratch-off.). So the chief meteorologist...you know, the guy whose SOLE JOB is to talk about WEATHER and nothing but WEATHER...says he has a problem with it because of his christian values. He asks for the night off that the story is scheduled to air, but because it's sweeps, no major newscast talent is allowed to take a vacation day. So he sucks it up, does the adult thing...AND DOESN'T SHOW UP TO WORK! Listen, man, I understand the need to take a stand for your religion. Muslims do it all the time when they say "Osama bin Laden and al-Qaida DON'T represent what our religion stands for." So might I suggest your next career be in the clergy...since you've been fired for breach of contract? Also, if you find another job as a meteorologist somewhere, could you PLEASE keep your moral highground to yourself because you are a WEATHERman and not a NEWSman? Seriously, that's as obnoxious as having a traffic reporter who feels the need to act like a news director... In fact, if I might make a suggestion, maybe he should be in charge of all future stories like THIS:



It's a good thing the "crocodilian" didn't get her...she's obviously brilliant and a very integral part of this morning newscast.

Hey, happy mother's day! And happy 200th blog!!! Geronimo!!

-B-

In Absentia

It's a shame there wasn't anything really big happening this week (other than the 300+ people killed by violent tornadoes in the southeast). So let me take this time to share a story with you:

When I was growing up, my parents taught me a lot. One of the more important lessons they gave me was a little background on bullies. See, I was bullied quite a bit growing up because I was the nice kid, the boy scout, the kid who got all the As and stayed out of trouble. When I thought I got detention in the third grade, I remember breaking down and crying at my desk...right next to my best friend, whom I had been conversing with...and that got me in trouble. As I looked up, however, I noticed I had only received a warning from the teacher. Not actual detention. Yeah, that was my screwed-up life growing up. My parents had instilled in me an attitude of hard work and staying out of trouble. So when I had trouble with a bully, my folks explained that bullies are just people who attack those they perceive as weaker...just to get a response. That part of my life came to mind recently as Donald Trump repeatedly called out President Obama, calling into question his birth in the United States. Here's the President's response:

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(Yeah, I know...I saw it in there too. We're going to pretend it didn't happen Friday morning...)

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So, Trump bullied President Obama into giving up his birth certificate. It's a bad precedent for the President. Now Trump's calling for school records...next it'll be the latest health exam...then it'll be DNA analysis of his hair. I appreciate what the President was trying to do. He was trying to shut Trump/Palin (2012!) up so the media would start focusing on the things that matter: the budget, jobs, health care, Will & Kate's...WHOAWHOAWHOA! Not getting mentioned here! Anyway, my point is, when my bully wouldn't shut up in school, I kicked him in the shin and he pretty much left me alone (don't judge...I was in 2nd grade). Since it's clear the birth certificate didn't work, I hope Mr. Obama finds a good "kick to the shin" to shut Trump up. Doesn't the President get three free kills by the Secret Service? Or is that just in the Simpsons?

See you all back here next week for Blog #200!
-B-

Love Letters

I keep hearing that 2012 is the year the world ends. That said, let's check in with the frontrunner thus far in the republican ticket for the presidential election:



Please, oh PLEASE give me a Trump/Palin 2012 ticket! Dear republicans, if you want to convince the world that you REALLY don't give a shit about who's in the White House, as long as it's not a black guy, THIS is your best shot. Might I also make a suggestion: Secretary of Defense....CHARLIE SHEEN!-Love, Blaine.

Seriously, though, has Trump lost it? I know he's getting old (yet, his hair doesn't seem to age at all...), and senility is to be expected, but can ONE member of his family or "posse" PLEASE step up and tell him he's off his rocker??? I realize you'll probably lose your inheritance...if that's the case, I'll pay you to be my butler. And I'll pay you in love. Meanwhile, President Obama seems to be frustrated...if you believe the last part of THIS reporter's story:



Dear humble reporter, when the President asks that you please let him finish, how about you not act like a dick at the end of your story and badmouth the guy? It was a polite request that didn't interrupt your interview...and it even suggested that you'd be invited back again. That's like going to a house party and getting drunk off your ass. You have a great time, the host is tolerable...but you keep breaking his good china. So on your way out, he thanks you for coming and asks you next time to maybe not drink so much. Don't be a dick about it and tell your friends later that the host wouldn't stop in lecturing you about your drinking problem. Accept it and try to improve your behavior next time. Also, I'm disinviting you from the Thinking Hard 200th Blog Party. -Love, Blaine.

While I'm on the subject of drinking in clearly inappropriate places, let's take a trip to Springfield, Massachusetts. A TV anchor was invited to speak to a room full of adults and students about stopping bullying. It was a fundraiser honoring an 11-year-old boy who hanged himself after being bullied at school. A noble opportunity for a member of the media to become more highly-regarded and chance to teach the youth of the world something important...until people HEARD him speak. He spent some of the speech slurring his words (tip: "bully" only has two Ls, not twenty) and later admitted he'd been drinking beforehand. His station later told him there were two options: quit or be fired. He resigned. "Rememmmber kisss...don't buddy udder kisssss."

Hey, anybody see those deadly storms that ripped through the east coast last weekend? Yeah, those were intense. I don't think there was a single local TV station that DIDN'T break into local programming to warn viewers to get in their basements. HOWEVER...every time that happens, there are always a few assholes who will call or email the stations because they're upset that the life-saving information interrupted their treasured programming. This blog by WJLA in Washington, D.C., expresses that outrage better than I can...and uses some actual comments from actually stupid viewers. See, they were upset that a rerun of "Jeopardy!" was knocked off the air for tornado warning coverage. It never fails...I've taken those calls when the meteorologists take the air to try to save people's lives. And I'm not even directly impacted by the D.C. viewer complaints, but it still pisses me off that there are so many people out there who care more about television programs than other peoples' lives. Dear angry viewers-- fuck off. Go ahead and turn to another channel. Oh, wait, that's right, you can't...because EVERY OTHER LOCAL STATION IS DOING THE SAME THING! SO YOU SIT THERE AND DEAL WITH IT AND PICK UP A DAMN BOOK IF YOU'RE UNHAPPY! Also, you SUCK at "Jeopardy!" -Love, Blaine

And let's wrap this all up with a message of love from James H. to a reporter covering a Charlie Sheen appearance...



Dear reporter, you've got a little somthing...um...right about...no, that's not it...it's right...uh...y'know, never mind.-Love, James.

-B-

Counting Up To 200 Posts...

Only a few more weeks and we at Thinking Hard will hit our 200th post...which I think is good for a free burrito at Qdoba or something like that.

Big news out of Charlie Sheen this week...he said in a radio interview this week he thinks there's an 85% chance he'll be re-hired to star in "Two and a Half Men." As long as he's forecasting, he can also mention a 100% chance of complete delusion. Look, I'm all about talented people in Hollywood getting a second chance after they've had a bad day or something like that. But, first, Sheen's "bad day" was a meltdown that rivals the one the people in Japan are worried about. Second, I said TALENTED. Sheen's a big name and was a popular actor in the 80s and 90s, but let's face it...without "Two and a Half Men," he would be reliving that opening (and closing) scene of the classic film "Sunset Boulevard," where the guy is laying face down in the water, presumably drowned, in the pool of a posh mansion. I'm an old-school kind of guy, who believes if someone you work with is an asshole who's easily replaceable, he should be replaced...whether it be on a sitcom or on a morning TV news show. There's no excuse for treating your co-workers like shit, regardless of how big you think you are.

Speaking of how big they think they are, let's talk the federal budget. So, the government didn't shut down and we have a new budget...that'll run us until September, when we can start all this bullshit all over again. Seriously, I'd move to Canada if it wasn't for the shitty weather. And I'd move to London if I didn't have to deal with that obnoxious wedding in a couple of weeks. And I'd move to Japan, but...well, I don't necessarily need an extra arm coming out of my forehead. So, thanks big government, for helping us realize we're SOOOO much better off in a democracy than a monarchy! Keep up that "hard work!"...asses.

Hey, you know what I found this week? A feed full of clever ways Borders Bookstores employees found to say "fuck you" to the customers who bailed on them for online retailers (*cough* Amazon! *cough*). Let's sit back and enjoy a look at people who, much like some people in TV, have lost all will to live:

I LOVE YOU, BORDERS!
-B-

The Hottest Mess Of Them All

Hey, gang, welcome back to Thinking Hard. First, how about a big round of applause for guest blogger Holly Iverson! Fantastic blog...and a good lesson to "wrap ya tings." Thanks for covering for me while I was on vacation, Holly! (more on the vacation in a moment...)

Okay, before we get to the tournament, a couple of quick mentions...of people who STILL don't understand there's a deadline in making the brackets for the Hottest Mess Tournament. Two weeks ago, Chris Brown tried to punch and bite his way in...didn't happen. Now, this meteorologist trying to tie the forecast in with the reports of the missing cobra in NYC:



Wow, there HAVE been a lot of people having strokes on-air lately, haven't there?

Another late effort to enter the tournament, this one from a Mr. G. Beck. His entry says he's a paranoid crackpot who draws the attention of a large (and largely under-educated) group of americans. Unfortunately for Mr. Beck, his ratings have fallen as his insanity has grown. So much so that Fox "News" decided NOT to renew his contract. YES, ladies and gentlemen, THE DAYS OF "BECK"ONING ARE OVER! I think former MSNBC anchor Keith Olbermann put it best on his blog:

Whatever show(s) he does, whatever Beckian Stamp Of Batcrap Crazy Nonsense he produces, whatever he sells for $19.95 a pop, whatever hour is the 60 minutes of Revelation – whatever The Plan is – he’s got a big problem now.

It’ll be on against Fox News.


Hey, Glenn, I want you to know you always have a job opportunity here at Thinking Hard...getting my coffee.

Also trying to enter the tournament...former entrant Paris Hilton. She says at the ripe old age of 30, she's accomplished all of the goals she's had in life. We here at Thinking Hard have obtained that list of Paris Hilton's goals:

1. Be a whore
2. Do a homemade porno
3. Be useless


Well then, on behalf of everyone here at Thinking Hard, Ms. Hilton, congratulations. I look forward to reading your obituary shortly.

All right, enough fun and games...let's wrap of this year's Hottest Mess Tournament.

Women's Final: Snooki vs. Lindsay Lohan

I'll be honest...I totally expected Snooki to come out on top here (though, from what I hear, she prefers the bottom because she doesn't have to exert herself). In fact, I expected her to BOMB (or is it GRENADE?) horribly at Wrestlemania last weekend. I expected to see her fall on her face, right before my eyes. In fact, when she first got into the ring, 75,000 people BOOED her! I was so excited to be there, booing with all of the fans. Then we saw THIS:



HOLY SHIT! Snooki can move!! Now, to be fair, she essentially just used her sheer body mass to take out her opponent...but she was a LOT more aerodynamic than I expected. Even LiLo can't do that.

Winner: Lindsay Lohan

Men's Final: Charlie Sheen vs. Moammar Gadhafi

Well, there goes my script for their buddy-cop movie. Let's face it...Gadhafi is a one-man shit show. He's clearly out of his gourd and thinks his people like them. I don't know which CNN channel HE'S watching...but "his people" wouldn't take a shit on him if he was on fire. But that PALES in comparison with his ludicrous (not Ludacris) american counterpart. Charlie Sheen has now been on tour for a week, doing...something...on stage. Every review I've seen makes it look like Sheen just shows up at the theater, walks on stage, drops a few catchphrases and sounds like a fantasy novel...for AN HOUR! I've seen reports of people booing him (folks, if you're just going to drop 50 bucks to boo some guy for an hour, I'm going to start charging per pageview of Thinking Hard), others walking out...even a show last night that had someone shout "Start the show!" 20 minutes into the "performance." It was clear Sheen WANTED to do what Conan O'Brien did SUCCESSFULLY last year between his two television contracts. But let's face it: Charlie Sheen has lost his damn mind. And Gadhafi's crazy...but even HE won't go on a stupid live tour.

Winner: Charlie Sheen

So, for the first time ever in Hottest Mess Tournament history...

Intergender Finals: Lindsay Lohan vs. Charlie Sheen

For this monumental (heavy on the "mental") occasion, we've brought in a very special guest commentator...legendary actress Betty White! Betty, thanks for being here. Give us YOUR thoughts on the competitors in this year's tournament (I swear, this is an actual quote):

"I think they are terribly ungrateful. I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business, and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world and they don't appreciate it."

Wow! We actually have a rebuttal (heavy on the "butt") from Ms. Lohan:

"I've always been a fan of hers. It's just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman."

Um, Lindsay, it's not like you're 16 anymore (even though you still party like it)...I think that ALSO makes you a "grown woman." And there are FAR WORSE things you're doing that would be considered "strange" for a grown woman to do than be a celebrity who's generally well-behaved and decry the attitudes of the more spoiled celebrities.

But let's not discount the Charlie Sheen-type of crazy. In fact, in this tournament final, Sheen invited Lohan up to his room to enjoy some time with him and his goddesses. So it all comes down to this moment. Sheen walks out of the bedroom having contracted about 20 more STDs than when he started...and Lohan's claim to fame is now that she slept with Charlie Sheen.

Hottest Mess of 2011: Lindsay Lohan (Thinks he's winning: Charlie Sheen)

I believe that's back-to-back victories for LiLo (which is just how she likes it...on her back).

-B-

Guest Blogger: Holly Iverson!!!

Hey, Hard Thinkers. Normally you'd see more of the Hottest Mess Tournament, but we're de-toxing this week in favor of a guest blog by intern Holly Iverson. We're thrilled to have her...and please give her your undivided attention:

Well hello there. Thinking Hard asked me to write about my trip to the wonderful and very colorful Bahamas (I'm not just talking about the buildings). I agreed, but I should've agreed on only one condition: that you listen to what I consider my cruise theme song, while reading the post. After all, I was on a boat and, it was goin' fast and... well, you get the point.



Here's a little background information about my trip: I booked a 5 night cruise to the Bahamas on the Carnival Fantasy (see exhibit A) with my friend from college, Christine. Yes, Christine's a female. Yes, so am I. No, we're not lesbian lovers. Apparently, if you're going to go on a cruise with a friend of the same sex, you're supposed to bring several of them along... not just one. We got funny looks the whole time, and it wasn't just because my sunglasses left a very unflattering sunburn line around my face. Lesson learned.

Exhibit A:



The boat holds somewhere around 2,400 people like me, and about 850 people who, unfortunately, have to work. Needless to say, it was a big boat with some great views...





The best view was from our stateroom though..



The views off the boat were okay too, I guess.







But the most remarkable thing about the trip was meeting the locals. Yes, they really do worship Bob Marley and yes, the really do say 'Mon at the end of most sentences. They also have great pick-up lines. Apparently, American girls are so attractive in their eyes, even the older women couldn't stop hitting on me and Christine (maybe they heard that we shared a room.. hmm...). Every straw market booth we walked by, someone would say, "Hey pretty girl, come and take a look at what I got. It's free to look! See anything you like?" Okay, fine. I knew they weren't hitting on us, they just wanted our money. But the compliments were a good self-esteem booster when I realized (on a daily basis) that it was only 11:30 am and me and Christine had already finished our second ice cream cone. Yea, that's what happens when there are 5 ice cream machines, strategically placed around the boat. I could hardly go to the bathroom without being bombarded with cookies and ice cream and... pizza...

Anyway, even if I had been interested in one of the locals, I was kindly reminded by the government to be careful before... rocking the boat...



Thanks ya'll... I reckon I've had a blast writin' for ya'll.

For The Last Time, Chris Brown, You CAN'T Be In The Tournament!

What's shaking, Hard Thinkers? The Hottest Mess Tournament is in full swing, but before we get to this weekend's action, I need to warn you that the most offensive, yet hilarious graphic error EVER from a number three television market is coming. You've been warned.

Also, Chris Brown, singer that assaulted his girlfriend Rhianna, you have ALSO been warned. Look, the tournament committee set the brackets last weekend. Though I appreciate the overzealous effort to be considered, you were just a bit too late (and will probably be forgotten by this time next year). Brown appeared on "Good Morning America" this week to promote his new album. First, he performed a song. Then, Robin Roberts sat down with him to talk about "the album" (and when I say "the album," I really mean everything that went down with him and Rhianna a couple of years ago). Now, truth be told, he seemed very calm in answering Robin's questions and trying to steer her back to the subject of his album. But that's not the price you pay to get to promote your shit on network TV. Robin GENTLY peppered him with the occasional Rhianna question, wrapped the interview...then Brown stormed off the set, started yelling, ripped off his shirt and threw a chair at a window in a dressing room! It sent glass flying down onto the streets of New York! Security removed Brown...and he did NOT return to perform his second single. How's that "anger management" thing working out, Chris? I'd have felt a little bad for Brown getting hit with questions from something that happened two years ago if not for a couple of things. First, GMA says it cleared all of the questions with Brown's people (would explain why he canned his publicist later in the week). Second, if he had sat down and answered these questions TWO YEARS AGO, he could have gotten them out of the way and moved ahead with his...er..."career?" Brown apologized later in the week during an interview on BET. I WAS, however, amused by his "tweet" following the interview, upset that he was being made out to be the bad guy, but people like Charlie Sheen are embraced by the media. Dude, he's FUNNY crazy...you're VIOLENT crazy.

Speaking of, let's get right to the tournament...

Men's Semifinals: Charlie Sheen vs. The Situation

Last week, I showed you the clip of The Situation doing a HORRIBLE job roasting Donald Trump. While that was good enough to get INTO the tournament, this is the BIG time, baby! You have to step up your game if you want to win! I mean, REALLY step up your game. Like, say a late-night talk show host is interviewing some random "celebrity" (in this case, we'll go with billionaire Mark Cuban) that has NOTHING to do with you at all. You just gotta do something like THIS:



Winner: Charlie Sheen. Hands down.

Again, fair warning...coming up, the most offensive, yet hilarious moment in live local news.

Men's Semifinals: David Arquette vs. Moammar "Check Your Spelling At The Door" Gadhafi

Poor David Arquette. He's had it tough. The man-child's filmography is basically FOUR "Scream" movies and a movie about pro wrestling. But somehow he stumbled into marriage with Courteney Cox (and guesses as to who married UP in that situation?). He was doing okay until she realized she married a 5-year-old in a 40-year-old's body. So how did David deal with it? He called into Howard Stern and spilled ALL the gory details about his sex life (or what was left of it) with Courteney. Then he went into rehab. Lately, he's been a lot calmer. I expect to see him on GMA in a couple of years to promote a movie...then being hit with questions about his failed marriage. Attention GMA: you might consider removing all chairs from the building that day. As painfully crazy all of that might seem, it STILL pales in comparison to a dictator who thinks the people shouting for him to leave the country actually LOVE him. A guy who thinks he can beat NATO. A guy who has somehow found seven different ways to spell his last name! This one's easy.

Winner: Moammar Gadhafi

So we'll have Sheen vs. Gadhafi in the men's final. Guess we'll have to put their buddy-cop movie on hold. A reminder, the offensive, yet hilarious local news error is coming. Hide your children, hide your wives...

Women's Semifinals: Snooki vs. Fox Anchor Gretchen Carlson

Yes, Jon Stewart and I have taken our share of potshots at the "hired for her looks-ish, definitely NOT her brains" Fox anchor Gretchen Carlson. Sure, Fox went ahead and put an attractive monkey on set to do the verbal equivalent of taking a dump on the set, sniffing it...then eating it. She's against everything anyone with a functional brain cell stands for. HOWEVER...that's NOTHING compared to the alternative. Snooki "wrote" a book, thinking we want to know all about her life. She appeared in a suggestive pose on the cover of Rolling Stone (I about lost my lunch). And then, two weeks ago, Snooki made a guest appearance on the pro wrestling program "Monday Night Raw." Here's a quick recap:



I had to be talked out of burning my Wrestlemania tickets.

Winner: Snooki

Women's Semifinal: Sarah Palin vs. Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan made it big in last year's tournament. But let's not count Palin out of it just yet. She's spent the last year haunting our televisions as a pundit on Fox "News." And she hunted live game in her reality series (believe me, "Sarah Palin's Alaska" is a LOT closer to Russia than it is on an actual map). She also played supportive candida...I mean, MOTHER...when Bristol slogged her way through "Dancing with the Stars." Let's go to the other competitor. Lindsay Lohan's accused of stealing jewelry that she's seen on surveillance tape wearing at another store. Plus...she's Lindsay Lohan. She TRIED to distance herself from this tournament by talking about changing her last name this week from Lohan to Sullivan, which is her mother's maiden name. Oh, Lindsay...I could make your new nickname SulLi if I chose. But no matter how many times you change your name, you can NEVER escape the Hottest Mess Tournament.

Winner: Lindsay Loha...er, Sulliva...er, the Bearded Lady...er, whatever. Her.

So Snooki will face Lindsay and Charlie will face Moammar for the right to head to the intergender finals...and a shot at glory.

And now, the moment I've been warning you about. This is from an NBC affiliate in Youngstown, OH:



Mmm...cock for breakfast.

Wait, I don't think that was it.

Hang on, I'm sure I have it somwhere...

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...ah, here it is. From NBC affiliate (what's up with these NBC stations???) WMAQ in Chicago, IL, on the death of media darling polar bear Knut:



Faaaaaaaaiiiiiiilllllllllllllll! (That's the World Cup of Failure) A special thanks to Intern James for bringing that one to the table.

Quick note: next week, I'll be (gag) watching Snooki live at Wrestlemania, but I've arranged a special guest blogger. You'll love her. We'll wrap the tournament in two weeks.

(PS: if you like what you see, I've dropped new buttons at the bottom of the blogs that allow you to link up to the social media, including Facebook and Twitter. As always, your patronage is appreciated.)

-B-